"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination."
"Money isn’t everything, but it’s a long way ahead of what comes next."
"If you would like to know the value of money, go and try to borrow some."
"The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax."
"I’ve been rich and I’ve been poor: Rich is better."
"When you’ve got them by their wallets, their hearts and minds will follow."
"When I was young I used to think that money was the most important thing in life. Now that I am old, I know it is."
"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."
"Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work."
"I have never been in a situation where having money made it worse."
"Part of the $10 million I spent on gambling, part on booze and part on women. The rest I spent foolishly."
"Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping."
"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy."
"If God only gave me a clear sign; like making a large deposit in my name at a swiss bank."
"We didn’t actually overspend our budget. The allocation simply fell short of our expenditure."
"I wish that dear Karl could have spent more time acquiring capital instead of merely writing about it."
"Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money." – Jackie Mason
To achieve great things, two things are needed; a plan, and not quite enough time.
~ Leonard Bernstein
I am always doing things I can’t do, that’s how I get to do them.
~ Pablo Picasso
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
~ Winston Churchill
We always take credit for the good and attribute the bad to fortune.
~ Jean de La Fontaine
All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
~ Steve Martin